• The One Where Phoebe Finds A Dead Body
  • The One Where Chandler Adopts a Baby Chicken and Feeds it KFC.
  • The One Where During the Theme Song Monica Visibly Drowns in the Fountain but No One Addresses it and Then the Rest of the Episode is Just a Rerun of The One Where Ross Got High But Monica’s Hair is Soaking Wet for the Entire Episode.
  • The One Where Joey Wears a Tuxedo Made Out of Human.
  • The One Where Ross Waits Until Chandler is Asleep and Then Wears a Wedding Dress and Watches Chandler Sleeping While Pretending to be Monica.
  • The One Where We Only Hold up the “Laugh” Sign For the Studio Audience Whenever Chandler Says the Word “Abortion.”
  • The One Where Three Dudes Are Just, Like, Going to Town on Phoebe and Then Ross Walks in and He’s all like “Va Va Va Voiee!!!” and You Can Tell He’s Stiff as a Board.
  • The One Where All the Show’s Non-Speaking Extras are Played by Asian Americans, But Every Other Speaking-Role (Even if it’s Just One Line of Dialogue) is played by a Caucasian Person.
  • The One We Follow Gunther for an Entire Episode and it Turns Out That His Mother is Really Sick
  • The One Where Phoebe Finds, Like, Fifteen More Dead Bodies and Then She Whispers “This Scavenger Hunt is Too Easy” to No One in Particular and Then She Winks at the Camera and the Credits Begin to Roll Even Though the Episode Only Started Ten Minutes Ago.

-Dan Caprera